Words of Wisdom

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?  ~Author Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.  ~Stanley J. Randall

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.  ~Bill Gold

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.  ~Scott Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.  ~Confucius

The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.  ~Robert Frost

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour

Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.  ~Ira Wallach

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.  ~Attributed to both Jim Goodwin and Sydney J. Harris

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
--Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
--Dean Cain